Somebody stop me!!!

Guess how long I held off before texting Sexy Gardener?!! Yep, that's right, managed to last a whole ten and a half hours!!!

Lol, I tell you, I feel like Jim Carrey in 'The Mask', screaming "SOMEBODY STOP ME!!!!!". The mania is starting to creep on me....!

I figure it's a coping mechanism in my brain. Love fucking sucks, so may as well stick with sluttiness. At least you don't let people into your heart to trample all over you. At the minute I feel like a drug addict who's survived detox only to start overdosing on alcohol! Or some other such metaphorical bullshit! Perhaps I'm on self destruct, because I tell you, I seem to thrive on making things as complicated as they can be!

Anyway, Sexy Gardener (SG) update. Even thinking about him gets me seriously hot. No, really!!! When he's here I can't keep eye contact with him for too long because I don't trust myself not to drool, or launch myself at him, or generally make a twat of myself!** He is possibly the only man I seriously looked at when I was with DM, not that I would have pursued it then. Why would I? In fact I remember us talking about it, and then DM dropping me right in it by telling SG that I'd just been telling him how much I liked him!! I tell you, I could have died. And poor SG, who'd only been once or twice at this point, looked like he wanted to scarper. DM found it most amusing though. Bastard!

As I said, I managed to wait until 9am before I texted SG...

"Morning sexy gardener (I actually put that, haven't put it in here in place of his name) :-) I get paid Friday if you want to pop round. I can leave it with Y or you can come early evening if you fancy a chinwag? And don't forget my book, I'm in need of some imagination stimulus right now! etc x"

So, I'd kept it light and friendly, not too blatant but equally quite flirty. Didn't bloody hear from him all day!!!!

Was just thinking I may have come on too strong, and that I should have left it because he is probably going through shit with his wife, and oh what a selfish bitch I must be not to have taken his feelings into consideration, etc etc.

When finally! At 5.34pm no less!!! I get a reply....

"Hi ya hun. Just got your text. Sexy?? Are you sure you haven't got another gardener?? Friday pm sounds good. Will bring book. I will text you Friday to see where you're at. Big luv. Me xxx"

I haven't replied yet. May do in the morning. All good though. I love, love, love flirting with SG!!!

** For my rl reader 'Disco", it's truly a bit of a Math moment!!