Saturday, September 09, 2006

despite

Despite getting a new car, a new job and a potential new fuck buddy in the last month, I still love DM, despite the fact that he left me over 10 months ago and now lives in San Francisco with a new (boring) girlfriend.

What the fuck is wrong with me...?!!!!!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

hi just got this from the link you put on thegirl's website. She's great, but some competion is to be welcomed. Really enjoy what you have written so far and hope for lots more.

Theboy

x

Anonymous said...

p.s.

what's a prossie wash? Some intimate female cleansing activity?

theboy

Mummy said...

I love your blog! Although, I'm also slightly freaked out that we are the same person! (or that I was the friend in NZ you rang!!) The fuckbud list was spot on; I'm so crap at 4 and 6, i want them to be avail for me whenever i want it, but i dont want to be harrassed when i dont want to see them. aint easy being cheesy.

Ordinary Girl said...

Hi Joie, thanks very much, it's actually really cool to know anybody is reading about my boring old life!!
Really hope you're not my friend in NZ, she's happily married!!
And so with you on wanting availability but not wanting to be harassed. Oh, us selfish girls :-)

Ordinary Girl said...

Hi boy,
Nice to see you're enjoying it. Girl writes some great stuff and I can really relate to her. (Don't wank with quite the same frequency and not quite so open minded more's the pity!). Honoured you might think I'm competition, although I'm sure I'm way out of her league!!

A prossie wash - a very quick wash and brush up of armpits and fanny. Prossie being derived from prostitute. ie. being too lazy/busy/not bothered to have a bath/shower but wanting to be sure you're bits smell clean!! (Not really a politically correct term eh? Particularly as I'm about to start a new job trying to help street workers out of the sex industry!!!)