Whilst away, and with the torrential rain that has poured non-stop up until the last two days, my garden has grown into a jungle. Grass is knee high, hedge is sprouting outward and upward, back fence is slowly losing a plank at a time, and bloody ivy is now creeping in my kitchen window.
Considering this, and the fact that pay day approaches I thought I'd better get Sexy Gardener round to give it all a tidy up while I can afford it. So last night I text him to tell him of my predicament.
He is no longer doing "soft landscaping"!!!!!
Waaaaaah!! No SG and too much bloody garden!
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hmmm, so hard landscaping is all he does now? You can handle that OG. ;-)
No SG and too much bloody garden? Since Emm and I moved here, we've had no bloody garden and too much SG. The devil makes work for idle hands (Thank heavens!)
If it can't be done with a chainsaw it ain't worth doing.
Damn, what are you going to perve on now???? You just need to hang out at the swimming pool more.
Can you offer him a "non traditional incentive package" to try to bring him around ... ?
Lol Kris! You may have a point there... but damn he a married man :-(
Wanna swap Alfie?!
FC - I bet you say that to all the girls!
Good point Vi - he hasnt been there for a few weeks, and lo and behold this week as I had no make up on, there he was!
Hey Snay, and welcome! Hmmm, maybe the old barter system...!
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