I am OG, hear me roar ...

What a funny, funny random evening! Went out with girly mates tonight, with nothing more exciting planned than a simple night around the home town, to start after picking up Bea at just after 8 and then heading for Meg Ryan and Straight Mate before a crawl round the various local establishments.

In the middle of the afternoon old friend Lena text to say where we out tonight as she fancied a girly night out, so ever the one to oblige I arranged to pick her up from the village pub where she works just out of town around 8, and then head on as above. When I got to the pub I text to tell her I was in the car park and she rang and asked me to come in for one. As the others were all expecting me I told her no and said I'd wait a minute while she finished her drink. Pretty much straight away I spotted in my rear view mirror this very attractive man heading my way. I wound down the window.

"Are you OG?"
"Yep"
"You have to come in for one. Come on!"
"Okay, if I must!"

Some very brief banter followed in the walk across the car park, during which he said he was so pleased I was coming he'd even written my name on his arm! It later transpired he has OG tattooed on his arm - one of those home made tattoos that so many men of a certain age and a probably dubious background have! (How weird is that?!)

As we walked in he was talking to a kid, that seemed to belong to him, (it is his), and after just a few minutes of being in there he put his arm round the girl standing next to him and gave her a kiss on the cheek. I'm just thinking, "damn", first fit bloke who's taken my eye as a potential for a while and he's married with a kid and about to introduce me to his wife! Two minutes later she introduces herself, and her girlfriend of 2 years sitting behind her. Result!!

Anyway, after being introduced to him properly (and discovering not only is he single but also looking for a relationship), as well as the others, who all seemed a good crowd, Lena and I ended up staying at the pub until just before 9, generally having a laugh with the locals, and I spent some time chatting (and flirting ever so slightly!) with him. I was thanking my lucky stars that I had made some effort before going out, because he is truly, truly scrummy, and the first man I have met for a long while that has the air of real potential about him! Tall, dark, average build, late 30's (I think!) and good looking in that not-too-pretty-but-trendy-enough way that I like best. He also seems funny, cheeky and a bit of geezer, but a geezer with plenty of money by the looks of things. He ordered 2 bottles of champagne without batting an eyelid (or making a big show of it!) just before I left!

Lena kept telling me he really liked me (although she was pissed and loved up with a different fella, so I don't really trust her word!), and he did seem to be pretty interested. At one point when we were talking about cooking said "So, when do you want to go out for dinner then?", which I just laughed off. Lena was desperate for us to stay for the rest of the night, which I was quite keen on, but I'd already arranged to see the other girls and wouldn't let them down just like that so eventually I dragged her out of there. I said goodbye to him as I was leaving and went to do the standard double air kissing thing, and was quite surprised when he gave me a really big hug too! I returned the hug and kept it friendly and flirty with "Nice to meet you, might well see you again some time", to which he replied "I hope so!" All good there then, but I kept it very cool with "Maybe!". So, methinks I shall be heading over the village pub very soon!

Finally picked Bea up, and caught up with Meg and Straight in hometown where we went on our merry way. I must have been wearing that mystical Eau De Whore, because I was pulling in some serious looking, then a few pubs in who should I bump into but M! (The old fuck buddy that never really kicked off as a fuck buddy!). I went over to him and KD and said a few words to them, though not a lot to him as I thought he was being a bit standoffish. Carried on around the town when he turned up in the local dive around 1am. He only said a curt hello on the way past to the gents, which I thought was a bit odd, but not that big a deal, but then he just ignored me on the way back. Meg just gave me a look that said 'strange!', I nodded and carried on with the dancing and singing as before.

A short while later he came up again, and said "Are you ignoring me?". I was completely confused, and was like "What you on about? I thought you were ignoring me!!" He said that I had spoken to KD in the other pub but had only said a brief hello to him and he thought I was being off with him?! What the fuck! Anyway, we spent the rest of the night chatting and having a laugh and blatantly flirting with each other, while talking about us in the summer and the situation with CM etc, and then we all left together. I dropped Meg off home (Bea, Straight and Lena had all already gone), then headed to drop KD off and finally M. As I was running really late for my sitter, after I had dropped KD, M said he would come back to mine and call a taxi.

We sat chatting for about fifteen minutes about this and that, and then I figured I really ought to offer him a drink so went to put the kettle on. He came into the kitchen and we were still talking, and the next thing I know we were kissing. And man, does he kiss fucking nicely!! To cut a long story short we ended up shagging, (which although wasn't fireworks and earth moving, was remarkably good considering the let down of the previous times) and then he called a taxi.

I'm cool with the whole M thing. I think it's one of those "right time, right place" kind of things, and I did enjoy it. I really don't think I am going to be actively seeking a repeat performance but I'm not against the idea of it happening again. And I had forgotten how fucking great his kissing is!!

On the whole M is only a pleasant interlude while I'm single, though if I have my way, that status may all be about to change in the not too distant future...

Update:
Lena popped round for a while after work this afternoon to update me on the Jay situation. Apparently he spent all afternoon asking after me, and what I'd said about him. Ah bless! We are supposed to be spending Saturday night over there, which I'm looking forward to but is going to take some planning this weekend, with mate Jane over from New Zealand for a month and staying with me for Easter, and a promised day out with my Dad on Easter Sunday!! Damn the timing of it all!
PS. Apparently he brought the champagne especially to impress me! Bless!

The SG saga continues...

6.42 am this morning. Phone bleeps...
SG - Morning hun, hope you're feeling better this am. Bra or no bra you have a lovely set of boobs. Nice arse too. No, I'm more like 6/7" and I can be a bit brief to start off. Am better 2nd/3rd time around. I do like to be teased & I have a real thing for being dressed up for. Am I wrong?? xxx

Quickly followed by...
Me - That certainly woke me up! Why would that be wrong? You have someone tiny enough (his wife!!) to look good dressed in anything. My arse etc are way better clothed! Trust me! And doesn't everyone like to be teased?? I certainly do! I'm not complaining SG, but you're slowly edging towards a steep slippery slope. Be sure you want to step off the edge before you get there... xx

Half hour later....
Me - Shit. I bet that sounded really bigheaded and wanky! It's all good with me SG. Just want to be sure it's all good with you too. x

SG - You're not being bigheaded. I'm out of order. Soz. You're all good to me. xxx

Me - You're not out of order. I shouldn't encourage it really. Can't help it though :-) You know where I am if you wanna step off that edge. etc ;-) xxx

SG - I know its wrong, but that is why I have to know. What would you wear for me??

SG - Sorry sorry sorry. You don't have to respond to last text. I'm a bad dog. See ya soooon xx

Me - Let's just say... Maybe time will tell...! x

Me - PS. Don't say anthing to mutual friend about me or texting and that. She'd kill me. And probably you! x

SG - No probs x

Most amusing, and definitely a change in pace!! Watch this space... !

Reality check

As if the head fuck of MW and CM (and DM if I'm completely honest - although all in different ways), isn't bad enough, my life continues it's men complications.

As is typical of me, it's either all or nothing, feast or famine, and when you begin to stoke more irons in the fire than you need, on the basis that it's always good to have a back up plan or two (while typing this I realised that possibly the only relationships I didn't have some kind of back up plans going on at the same time, albeit in varying degrees, were my "original 3" - MW, PB and DM. Interesting that I've just realised that!), sometimes some of those irons begin to burn quite unexpectedly.

As you'll recall, I have a Sexy Gardener (SG), who in the last month or so I've had some flirty text conversations with, and who I recently hear is suffering marital strife. So, earlier in the week I texted him, and we arranged to catch up Friday evening. As it happens, we missed each other and he came round early Saturday morning instead, also bringing me the book on the Marquis de Sade he had promised me!

He was here for a good couple of hours, just chatting and hanging out, and there was some slight flirting, (I did tell him he was a sexy gardener and needs to appreciate how fit he is, etc) but I was in full flush of seeing MW the night before, so wasn't quite as knocked sideways as I usually am by him.

Interestingly enough, I was telling him about blogging, and just talking generally about it when he suddenly asked if I had blogged about him! Which I have to admit was a bit strange, and also quite telling!! I kind of admitted that I had, but quite downplayed it, and didn't do more than mildy hint at potential content. I think I just joked that I might have mentioned I had a sexy gardener come cut my grass, but there was an unspoken there that it was more than that. Even more interestingly, he mentioned it to my friend (his best friend), and asked her if she knew anything about it! Which she didn't, not even knowing I blog, although knowing I think SG is fit!!

Tonight, in the middle of my earlier blogging, and whilst I was feeling particularly shit, my phone bleeps...

SG - Hi ya pickle. Have you finished your book yet? Did it stimulate you??? 'Mutual friend' said you had fun last night.

So... where did that come from?? And why is mutual friend telling him about my MW exploits?? And what has she told him??

Me - Pickle indeed :-) Started it but not finished it yet. Its good though. Mutual friend been telling tales on me has she? Paying the price for the fun today. Let's just say I'm really not in a good place right now.

SG - No tales. Just said it was fun. It will pass hun. Orange juice and cereal will help (private joke about my choice of breakfast - discussed yesterday). Eeeugh, your wrong. Hair of the dog is best. I wonder wonder what you wrote about me in your blog. Maybe I shouldn't???

Me - Cheers. But not that kind of bad. More I'm a fucking twat and my life is shit bad! Guess that will pass too though. I wouldn't worry too much bout what I've blogged unless there's something you'd like me to put??

SG - Shut the fuck up. Look at the street girls you work with! You have 2 lush kids, 4 limbs, 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 nose. A lovely pair of breasts!! Mmmmm nice!? Not to mention a so called sexy gardener. How many could boast the same? Yeah, tell the world I have a 12" knob, and I go like a rabbit on speed!!

Me - Thanks for the reality check. And the compliments. I know I'm being stupid and selfish but it won't last long. And thanks for the compliments, as misguided as they are! (Good bra's have a lot to answer for!). It all just gets a bit too much for me sometimes. I'll tell the world I wish I knew if my sexy gardener had a 12" knob and fucked like a rabbit on speed. That do ya? x

So, SG, thank you for the reality check! World, consider yourself told!!

Somebody stop me!!!

Guess how long I held off before texting Sexy Gardener?!! Yep, that's right, managed to last a whole ten and a half hours!!!

Lol, I tell you, I feel like Jim Carrey in 'The Mask', screaming "SOMEBODY STOP ME!!!!!". The mania is starting to creep on me....!

I figure it's a coping mechanism in my brain. Love fucking sucks, so may as well stick with sluttiness. At least you don't let people into your heart to trample all over you. At the minute I feel like a drug addict who's survived detox only to start overdosing on alcohol! Or some other such metaphorical bullshit! Perhaps I'm on self destruct, because I tell you, I seem to thrive on making things as complicated as they can be!

Anyway, Sexy Gardener (SG) update. Even thinking about him gets me seriously hot. No, really!!! When he's here I can't keep eye contact with him for too long because I don't trust myself not to drool, or launch myself at him, or generally make a twat of myself!** He is possibly the only man I seriously looked at when I was with DM, not that I would have pursued it then. Why would I? In fact I remember us talking about it, and then DM dropping me right in it by telling SG that I'd just been telling him how much I liked him!! I tell you, I could have died. And poor SG, who'd only been once or twice at this point, looked like he wanted to scarper. DM found it most amusing though. Bastard!

As I said, I managed to wait until 9am before I texted SG...

"Morning sexy gardener (I actually put that, haven't put it in here in place of his name) :-) I get paid Friday if you want to pop round. I can leave it with Y or you can come early evening if you fancy a chinwag? And don't forget my book, I'm in need of some imagination stimulus right now! etc x"

So, I'd kept it light and friendly, not too blatant but equally quite flirty. Didn't bloody hear from him all day!!!!

Was just thinking I may have come on too strong, and that I should have left it because he is probably going through shit with his wife, and oh what a selfish bitch I must be not to have taken his feelings into consideration, etc etc.

When finally! At 5.34pm no less!!! I get a reply....

"Hi ya hun. Just got your text. Sexy?? Are you sure you haven't got another gardener?? Friday pm sounds good. Will bring book. I will text you Friday to see where you're at. Big luv. Me xxx"

I haven't replied yet. May do in the morning. All good though. I love, love, love flirting with SG!!!

** For my rl reader 'Disco", it's truly a bit of a Math moment!!

Improvements

I spent the majority of last night in a village working men's club! What the fuck!!!! How did I go from hot cool dates with DM to fucking working men's clubs with CM??? That is something that will definitely need addressing. I may be a divey pub kind of girl but I draw the line at WMC's! I will allow it as a one off, as we went to meet up with a couple of his mates that live in the village (the same village I lived in from 10-19 and would not return to!!), one of which was M. Which I have to say was a little strange, and slightly uncomfortable for the both of us, though CM seemed fine with it.

The difficulty was that I have always been quite flirty with M, and lots of banter etc, and it doesn't feel appropriate to be like that with him no - don't want to give anybody the wrong impressions. So, I'm not sure how to be with him. He seemed fine most of the night, I was quite quiet, not my usually gobby self, because of the situation and also because I don't know the other people fantastically well, but he did mention at the beginning (it was just me and him at that point), that he was glad me and CM had got it together. I just kind of dismissed it, and didn't really get the chance to comment after that. Though what would I say anyway?? He seemed fine for most of the evening, but that said I did feel he struggled a couple of times, and when CM and I went to leave (before the others) he did seem a little odd. And CM commented on that himself after we had gone, so it wasn't just me. His bloody loss though, he could have had a fucking great fuck buddy relationship if he had put a bit of effort in.

Have to say, I did find myself looking at M's hands and thinking 'those fingers have been inside me'. And then going on to think about how good it had felt when he slid his cock into me. And then had to stop myself having those wicked thoughts!

Anyway, enough thoughts about M! Sex with CM is looking up a little. Not sure if it was because he had had a few beers last night and was more relaxed but it was much much better. Which is a fucking good thing! Still not perfect, and still struggling with his size, and the fact that he is not DM, but generally it was the best it's been so there is hope!!

The only downside is I'm just not sure his sex drive is as high as mine, or sex is as important to him. I woke up this morning, and knew he had to leave quite early because he had some stuff planned today, but still felt the need to have a bit of a play with his chest, stomach, tops of thighs, etc - just skimming over his cock occasionally, which usually gives most men the green light for a nice lazy morning quickie, but I didn't really get a reaction! And definitely not him getting a raging hard on that he was just forced to slide into me!! Bummer!!

I think he is just quite controlled with himself. LIke before we went out last night, we were kissing, and I was straddling him on the sofa, and generally getting quite friendly, and he's a bit "come on, stop it or you'll get me all excited and you don't want to go out smelling all spunky". And I hate that really. I want to be with someone who can't help themselves but want me, (at least most of the time), and that I know fancies the fucking pants off me, and will take the lead and love that I am horny all the time, and will say "fuck going out, get your kit off and get up those stairs". With CM I guess I'm just not sure.

Like I said though, vast improvement on previously, so am sticking with it for a while (don't think it would take much to tempt me away though!), and keeping my fingers crossed. Probably not going to see him again until Sunday though, which is a fucker as I kind of want to pick up the pace now it's improved. And I'm still bloody horny!!

I have a real thing in my head at the moment about wanting to be tied and blindfolded and be free to be able to selfishly submit to some serious pleasure from a skilled skilled man. Think I need the release!

Flirting

Had a long hard day at work yesterday, spending all afternoon in a drug clinic with clients. Loving it though. Didn't leave until nearly 7pm, and then picked up X from a friends and stayed for a chat, before doing a MacDonalds run for darling X who had had dinner already but was "starving". Poor little mite! Yeah right!!!

Ended up not getting home til about 8.30pm so had to text CM and tell him not to rush as the house looked like a bomb had hit it and I'd only just got in. And my bastard cat has been peeing in the house!!!!!!!!!!!!! Despite the fact he has a litter tray. Bloody animal!!! So after putting X to bed, washing up, tidying and hoovering, I had to hunt high and low for a damp patch and then Febreze and air freshener the place thoroughly.

Anyway, enough with the humdrum, the important thing (lol) is that CM came over, we did the usual chat, tv, snuggle, non-sexual thing for ages and then finally managed to get it on!! Hoobloodyrah!! I got a shag! Yay! We still need to do some serious work on it unfortunately, but there was a little progress. I think he needs some confidence building and a few directions in finesse, and I need to get used to shagging someone so big (unfortunately NOT in that department before you think it!!!), but it has potential. And we get to practise again tonight!

But what is it about getting sex that makes you want more?!! Because today I am as horny as Little Miss Horny from Horny Street in Hornytown, Hornsville! Seriously! I went shopping this morning and was sure people could see a damp patch seeping through my combats! Even sitting here typing this I'm soaking wet and all throbby and just generally grrrr!!!

I woke up like this, after having a very bizarre and rather naughty dream about an old flirt (never touched unfortunately) friend of mine (now married), who shall henceforth be known as Diamond Geezer (DG) because basically he is an absolute diamond. The dream was about this blog of someone having an affair, which was quite explicit, and I had been reading it and realised it was DG. And then as dreams do that weird twisting thing I was suddenly the girl that he was having the affair with and we were getting all fruity and so on, until I had to wake up. Boo!!

I have to say this is not the first time I have had saucy dreams about DG, who I don't see/speak to anywhere near enough these days, but it is the first time I have dreamt about a blog! Damn addictive blogland!!

Anyway, so I woke all horny and wet, and with my brain still twisted by the state of my libido I did a naughty thing....

I texted DG!

'Hello DG. Just woke up from a really bizarre dream about you! So thought I'd say hi. Hope you all good x'

See, I'm a bad bad girl. And I need to be punished :-) I think I must need the drama in my life!

Now, I had kept it reasonably light, as firstly he is married and there is a possibility his wife could read it, but also because although we have been flirty, as I said, I don't really see him too much anymore, and nothing has ever happened between us in the past (he's another one like CM that I went out with one of his mates years and years ago and then shagged his other mate several times on and off about 6 yrs ago! - in fact we always joke I need to do DG to get the hat trick!), although we have raised it as a possibility at times, and I wish I had!

His answer, pretty quickly...

'Was it rude?'

Oooh, the horniness is not being helped by this!! What am I doing? I like it, but keep it light...

'Maybe a little :-)'

His response...

'Can you be a bit more specific. What sort of condition did you wake in..?'

Hmmm, some fishing I think. Like the flirting but not feeling in the mood to get into full blown text sex in the middle of Tesco's...

'You are a bad man! Let's just say I've got ants in my pants now!'

And then a long long pause before....

'Hope you are keeping well. Moving to "more local town" soon so should get to "hometown" a bit more. Also working back in "hometown" after a year in "not very local town".

What?? Where did that come from?? A most odd response. So I wrote it off as a mixed message situation, decided to stick with friendly and replied...

'I'm all good cheers. Let me know if you're about. Be cool to catch up. Take care x'

And then I get this...

'Take care and may all your dreams come true.'

I tell you, that kind of bizarre subtle flirting is enough to tip a horny girl right over the edge! Yum yum yum. Strange, granted! But yum yum nonetheless. It's like Sexy Gardener http://adayinthelifeoftheordinarygirl.blogspot.com/2006/09/sexy-gardener-and-random-texts.html#links , I just love those random flirtations :-)

So, X is off to her daddy's at 4.30pm, to stay overnight, Y is already at his for the weekend, so I only have 3 hours to kill until an empty house, when I'm going to be doing some serious playing with that wet, throbbing part of me whilst thinking of DG...

(If I can last that long!!!)

Lust

I can't stop thinking about fucking CM! Seriously. It's ridiculous. I don't know whether it's because the DM thing is over and my head isn't used to having such free space, or because I was about a minute away from cumming on him while we were both fully clothed on Friday, but I have had more wanks this weekend and today that I know what to do with!! And the crazy thing is I saw him last night and nothing happened. Nothing at all!!!

Obviously I wanted it to, badly, but much as I'm all up for some rampant sexual activity, I'm an old fashioned girl when it comes to making the first move (well, at least until after I've shagged them!). Sexist I know, but there it is. It didn't help that I still have my period, which normally wouldn't be a problem but the first time? Not an ideal situation.

So, he came over last night, after an invite from me rather than a request from him, and we watched tv and chatted and generally had a good evening, pretty snuggled up on the sofa. But he didn't make a move. And even when he went I didn't even get a bloody good snog! Just a few chaste kisses. Grrr!

I think he's maybe waiting for me to take things further, (I think he's a bit of a gent, and of course, he hasn't had any physical contact with anyone for 18 months, and we did some talking about ex relationships and DM, and I had made him go home extremely hot and horny on Friday night, etc) but much as I wanted him, I mean really really wanted him, I wanted him to start it. And he didn't. So this evening I decided to up the ante a little. After all, we've been on three dates now, and Friday got pretty damn hot! So, enjoy the following flirty text conversation...
(I'm sorry, I just love posting my texts!!)

Me - Have you got a double bed?
CM - Yes
Me - Good. Think it's about time we made use of it!
CM - Did I mention it's in bits in my mum's garage! But I am using one of hers in the spare room :-$
That sounds like fun :-P
Me -You had me for a minute there! Glad to hear you think it will be fun. You've been so well behaved I was starting to wonder. Roll on Thurs...
CM - Like we were saying last night, don't want to hurt or get hurt
Me - Do you know what. I think we will both be fine. No need to over analyse I reckon. Just see how it goes...
Me - And preferably get naked!
CM - Sounds good
Me - Seriously, if I want to see you it's because I want to see you. Not that I'm about to declare undying love. That said, I'm not going to be seeing anyone else at the same time. Hopefully we're both thinking that. And I can't help it if at the moment I'm just damn horny :-)
CM - That's fine. By the way, hope you have some ear plugs. Not for me, the bed is kind of noisy just sleeping in it :-P
Me - Jeez. Will you stop with the wisecracks. Thought you were going to tell me you're a screamer! Anyway, not to worry, at your age and with your poor back we'll have to go gently :-D
CM - You will just have to be gentle with me
Me - Always am! Sack of potatoes shag me you know ;-) Now enough of this talk, I'm bad enough already! Have a good week, rest that back, see you soon x
CM - C u then x

There really is nothing like a flirty conversation to get a girl going! Not to mention the memory of how hard his cock was through his jeans on Friday night... Oh god, and the fact he has the most delightful feeling thighs... (did I mention how much I love the feel of the back of a good pair of thighs?!) ...And the way he ran his hands up my back... And the thought of his fingers just grazing my nipples...

See, it's no good!!! What is a girl to do....?

The Sexy Gardener and the random texts!

An amusing little aside to counteract the heavy posts of the last few days...

How funny, after the weekend I've had, (and yes there is still a little more to update!!) to have the following post happen!! I tell you, life is mad!

I have a gardener! Not because I'm rich or because I have a fabulous garden but because I'm a lazy cow who can't be bothered to cut the grass!! He comes every few weeks and cuts the grass front and back and keeps the hedge in order. He's good, he's cheap, and he also happens to be damn sexy!!!

I know him through a mutual friend and we have socialised altogether once, and if I'm in when he comes we usually chat for half an hour or so about random stuff. He reads a lot also and so we often talk about books we've read, ought to read etc. The last but one time he came he said he had read some great stuff, although it was a bit saucy in places, and he would drop it round.

He's very friendly, almost verging on flirty although it's hard to tell if its just friendliness, but although he is fucking lovely he is married, and I have every reason to believe happily so, so although I can't help myself but to flirt a little I wouldn't pursue it any further than that. So thats the situation.

On Sunday my mate text me to ask if I could ask him if he can do her garden for her. So the following text conversation with him ensued...

Me - Hi Sexy Gardener. How are you doing? Haven't had any saucy reads just lately :-) My mate N needs her garden doing. Her number is ...................... if you want to give her a ring.
Sexy Gardener - Hiya hun. Cheers 4 ur mates no. Will call 2mora. Will get u ya naughty reads asap. Catch ya soon. Me xxx... E.T.C...?!
Me - Cheers. What's E.T.C? My brain isn't working properly at the moment! x
The next morning...
Sexy Gardener - Mornin hun. Soz 4 late reply. Just got txt. It can mean wot ever u want it 2 & my brain never works. Xxx... E.T.C
Me - Hmmm. If I didn't know you were a happily married man I'd almost think you were flirting with me Sexy Gardener boy...!
Sexy Gardener - Sorry if I have caused u any offence. None meant. Just trying to spread some love. Me x
Me - No offence taken. Of course not. Wishful thinking maybe...? You spread as much love my way as you like :-) etc ...! x
Sexy Gardener - I'm flattered. U have made me blush. Ur 2 kind. Catch ya soon. Big luv & big etc. Me x
Me - Always a pleasure. Catch you soon. x. And bring me some books :-)

Now help me out ladies and gents.... was that flirting with me or not?!!!

A good day today - part 2

Ah bless my M!!! How funny I was just posting about him and he just text me again. Aha, I think, seeing his name in my inbox! Expect he's looking for a booty call!! And while I'm nice and clean having just got out of the bath, and while the kiddies are in bed so could very easily be tempted... the house looks like a fucking mess and I do have some standards!! (Had to buy a new hoover today as old one died last weekend, and have yet to summon up the enthusiasm to use it!!). But imagine my surprise to find this text instead...
(God you must all be so bored reading my text conversations!!! But hey, fuck you. If you don't like my blog then don't read it!)
M - If you have Sky One there's a thing on about Robbie. Just thought I'd let you know.
Me - Yeah, cheers. Don't want to watch it in case it ruins it for me.
M - Ok. I only thought of you.
Me - I know. Bless ya. x
M - It looks like you will enjoy yourself.
Me - Ssh! Don't ruin it for me. I'm tempted to put it on now :-/ Let's hope it's not the only thing I end up enjoying tomorrow :-)
M - X X X

Fucking GRRRR!!!! You got to love the anticipation of that last text!!!! Now I'm thinking... bollocks to the hoovering, get your arse down here!!

A good day today - part 1

A good day today folks! Nothing major but one of those days where you think, you know, my life's not so bad!!

Off work again today, though feeling much better! Those three orgasms yesterday must have done me the world of good!! Talking of which I have only had one today (though I suspect another at bedtime might be in order!). I tell you, if I didn't work I'd do nothing all day but fiddle I'm sure!

Off to see Robbie Williams (the God) tomorrow, so yippee about that. It will be my third time of seeing him in concert and I am so looking forward to it! (Please let him pick me from the crowd to use and abuse after the show!!! - one can but dream....).

Also, fuckbuddy M is looking up. Had the following text conversation with him today...
M - Hi, how are you?
Me - Ok now. Been poorly all week with tonsilitis. Off work and bored!
M - Ah, poor you. Wish I was off work, I need a holiday bad. At least you going to have fun tomorrow seeing Robbie.
Me - Cheers. You should go on one then. Yeah, should be good. Might come back all hot and horny....
M - Well you might. And sorry for last saturday, I was in N*** staying at M***'s and sunday didn't get in til 11 from A***s. You will have to text me if you're horny when you're on your way home.
Me - Ok. Was beginning to think you were having second thoughts.
M - No, just been too hard to see you. I'm hard now thinking of you.
Me - I never know whether to believe you or not! No matter, either way I guess. Will definitely catch up this weekend.
M - What do you mean that you don't believe me or not?
Me - Whether I believe you get hard thinking about me. You don't seem to find me that hot?
M - Well what I think of is us having sex, and you turn me on thinking of you doing things to me.
Me - Well i look forward to knowing you well enough to know what things to do. Right now I'd make do with sitting on your cock for ten minutes :-)
M - That would be nice right now, and I just have to find what you like.
Me - Oh I'm easily pleased! Sadly I won't have the pleasure of you just now. Have to go and make dinner. How exciting! Make sure you're free tomorrow night.
M - Ok, well if you get fed up later let me know. Enjoy making the dinner x :-)
So, that is looking very hopeful I think. About bloody time!!

That conversation also got me thinking about what I do like, in terms of sex. So, the first list of my blog...

Things I like about men/sex!
1. Men that make noise! It doesn't have to be wailing or screaming (in fact I don't think I would like that at all!!), but men who groan, or grunt, or god love them TALK!!
2. Further from above... men that call me a dirty fucking slut while shagging me. (Only occasionally though, and only when I'm in the mood!).
3. Men that eat (and enjoy) Cream pies!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creampie_(sexual_act) God I love that! There is some female serious power issues going on with this one!!
4. Blow jobs. As above, major female power and control. Adore them!
5. Good kissers! You just can't beat that can you?!
6. Confident men, non-squeamish/prudish/uptight men.
7. Men who cum hard and fast, then recover for the slower version almost immediately.
8. Men who say.... "God I love your tits!" (Being a little paranoid about their mid thirties lack of buoyancy these days!!)
Think that's about it for now. Sure I will think of some more later :-)

Why else am I happy today?? Can't really remember why else now. Damn forgetful brain of mine! Ah well, have rambled enough for anybody today, so see you later....