Friday, March 28, 2008

I wonder...

I'm off to a restaurant in a nearby city called Fat Cats tonight for the Bride from work's birthday celebration. I wonder how much clientele they would get if they called it Stuffed Pussies...?

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Siesta

Went out last night with Lily and a couple of work colleagues for Spanish tapas, which was a lovely evening. Hadn't seen one of them for over a year and it's amazing how little people change over that period of time.


We ventured into town after the meal, where the delights of people watching were truly satiated for half an hour or more, before retiring to a quieter establishment where we managed to catch last orders and proceeded to chat some more until the staff had nearly finished clearing up and we were by far the last ones in there.


After the bitter cold drive home, and it certainly was cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey, and a good nights sleep following reading a great book until 2am, I was rudely awoken at 6.45am by X excitedly informing me that it was snowing. An hour or so later and my mummy guilt dragged me out of bed to watch her making a snow bunny in the back garden, before she headed off to Daddy's for the day.


The rest of the day has been spent with me enjoying having the house completely to myself (Y at his dads for the weekend) and doing absolutely nothing, excepting the eating of chocolate and the watching of Columbo, until her return at 7pm. A most successful Easter Sunday in my book!

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Stars for the week ahead

Large corporations pay various individuals preposterous sums of money to sit on their boards. In return for these phenomenal salaries, they are required to attend an occasional meeting and rubber-stamp decisions that have been made by others. Meanwhile, a little closer to the cutting-edge, some people are putting in very real effort for very little reward or recognition. Hey ho. That's the way of the world. But it does not have to be the way of your world. You do now have the power to totally alter a key situation and, in the process, to earn a significant reward. Take that chance.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Impatience

How long does it take to finish a bloody house....?

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Darling

You can say what you like about the pros and cons of the budget this year, but frankly Alistair Darling has just saved me a cool £750!

Maybe there is a God?!

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Stressed

Very, very, very stressed about the house thing at present!

Not least because I have just discovered I will have to pay stamp duty of £750, which I hadn't factored into my budgeting, not to mention the £750 mortgage fee I'd forgotten about!!!

Aaaarghhhh!!

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Fringe benefits

For 24hrs - behold the new fringe...!

(Still getting used to it myself!)

Too late now...!

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

JRTC

There are lots of reasons why I love JRTC - excluding the fact she buggered off to New Zealand and abandoned me and her god-children of course! (Anything to get out of a bit of babysitting...!)

Anyway, I could list lots of reasons why she is my best mate, but I don't want her to get too big headed, so instead, I will share the email* I received from her today instead.

This email made me laugh out loud longer than I have for ages, so I figure as she will need to be "nice" on her blog (due to said parties reading it), I will give her the justice of reality here. Not to mention showing you exactly why I love her so!

To update you first - both sets of parents are visiting from England for a month, and they are currently on a road trip around New Zealand ...

Am on holiday currently with mum, mum and dad in-laws and Mr JRTC. Mr is currently watching TV, parents reading and I'm in bedroom hiding out before I machine-gun all of them. We must have been very bad in a previous life to deserve this.

My mum, previously known for her independence, has taken to doing anything that everyone else does i.e. will not make any decisions or say where she wants to go, lets people make her tea all day and not make any for anyone else, waits for her plate to be taken from her after dinner and when caught once or twice attempting to wash up she’s doing it with warm water - no washing liquid - and not putting it in the very modern dishwasher that would do it for her.

Mr JRTC's mum is mad for the saying "do you want to…?" which actually means "I want to and that means we're going to even if I have to manipulate any plans anyone else has to do it"!

Going to the supermarket is another "adventure". Mr’s mum will only eat healthy yoghurt, real orange juice, has to have blueberries on her muesli each morning, fresh bread, etc etc etc. Despite telling her I'm not eating meat she keeps asking me if we should have steak for dinner.

My mum does not care what we eat for dinner - but manages to put various cakes into the basket. Then my mum tries to explain to me that many vegetarians eat fish. We explain that those people are not vegetarians but simply people who don't eat meat, but she’s too busy still talking to understand anything we say.

We went for walk this afternoon and Mr’s mum wanted to go faster. After 2 minutes my mum looked like she was going to cardiac arrest but would not let us get the car. She then moped around the whole 20-minute walk - I think she forgot she is in the most scenic place on earth, and I have no idea why she came - apart from being nosey!

We have had one proper argument - she called me obtuse when I asked if she wanted a spatula to help stir the dinner, so I fulfilled her wish for the next couple of hours...

Still – Mr JRTC's dad is same as ever - doing as he's told! We've seen some nice stuff, and my mum keeps saying she’s having a nice time on the postcards...

13 days to go....


I feel your pain JRTC, I feel your pain!



* Names have been changed to protect the innocent - and their relations!

Monday, March 03, 2008

Nothing much to say

I'm afraid life is fine, but very dull at the moment.

I am spending far too much time on ebay, looking at (and sometimes buying) things for my lovely new house - which, as far as I know is still on track, although I still haven't had the mortgage offer or a completion date! I am hoping that it will coincide with the kids school holidays this year, which are the second and third weeks of April, and that doesn't seem very far away now! Have to admit that there is also a bit of me that thinks that something will go wrong and I won't get it after all, but I am trying to quash those demons with spending!

Not been up to much on the social life front. Went to a Bon Jovi tribute night with Gerii, Lily, her sister and assorted mates, and her neighbours the weekend before last, which was a significant step up from jazz, although very disturbing as "Jon Bon Jovi" was only about 12 it seemed to me, and a little disconcerting as a sex god in leather pants (as the real one is of course!). Was a good night though, helped along by her two neighbours who were both completed wasted! One of them ended the night being sick in her drive and then falling in it apparently! Fortunately that was after I dropped them home!

This weekend CJ came round Saturday night and we drank copious amounts of wine (see, I do drink sometimes!) and chatted until 3am! That was fine until I was woken every half hour from 7am onwards by X, wanting to do her "mothers day party"!

Oh, the excitement may just kill me!

Sunday, March 02, 2008

Stars for the month ahead

Your March Forecast: Here. Have a stick. First you can get hold of the wrong end of it. Then you can beat yourself over the head with it. And then? Well then you can pay the publishers of this page for the use of it. Who said anything about a gift? We were merely hiring it. Now you are indebted - and it is your own silly fault for not asking the price. Er... isn't it? An awful lot of people now seem keen to undermine your authority. They are trying to cause you to question your judgement or doubt the wisdom of a recent decision. You may not be able to stop them from trying, but you do not have to make things easy for them. Stand your ground this month. Gently but firmly.

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Work in progress 7

And finally the doors!
We're guessing what colour it will be painted - it would seem red, green, blue and black are the chosen colours for the rest of the properties.