Keeping the wolf from the door...

I am blessed with my job, that I mostly love it - and although there are some dull days, and some stressful days, my colleagues are pretty great, and generally no two days are the same.

Take today, for example...

Myself and Bridie were doing our monthly visit to the countywide brothels, dishing out condoms, lube, sponges and friendly chatter, when we went to the local Thai place, which for those of you who have never visited, is in keeping with most Thai brothels with big huge jacuzzi style baths.

So... it's was about 3000 degrees hot and we're absolutely melting, getting in and out of the furnace temperature car oven, and walking when we couldn' t park, so I jokingly said "Oh, perhaps we should stay here and get in one of those big baths".

Well, fuck me when one of the women's faces lit up and she came towards me saying "Yes, yes, you get in bath!"

You should have seen my face, and Bridie's (as I nearly knocked her over in my rush to leave!), as we muttered a "Must dash - see you next month", and scarpered.

You gotta love my job!