Why...

... is it so fucking complicated to find a friend with benefits?!!  For fucks sake, what is wrong with men these days?

Perhaps I'm odd, but having someone you can ring and go "fancy going pub for a few hours", or " fancy coming round and shagging me senseless ", or "I'm just headed home from a night out and wondered if you're up for a visit", should be every man's dream shouldn't it?!

Seems like nowadays men have to over think  everything and have lost the ability to think with their dicks!  It is more than a little frustrating!!!