The help

I used to have a very sexy gardener, which was fabulously entertaining for the lust interest cells, and came to a pretty satisfactory conclusion!

This fine figure of manhood shaped help has been sadly lacking in the OG abode of late, but today, right now, hallelujah! I officially have the HOTTEST window cleaner in town. I expect the window cleaning fund is going to be a priority from now...

I feel like such a desperate housewife!