Don't miss me too much! x
Friday, May 04, 2007
I'm on my way...!
Just waiting for my taxi, and then I'm off! (Without my digital camera!! grrr) Take care, and have a drink at the bloggy meet for me. Buh bye....!
Don't miss me too much! x
Don't miss me too much! x
Thursday, May 03, 2007
Enigma
It's a name I have called him many times. To his face, and to others.
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I can't even begin to explain how I feel about this, but my gut tells me it's a good thing. It's something inextricably linked to me, and now it's a permanent part of him. To me, he may as well have my name tattooed on his arm.
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I can't even begin to explain how I feel about this, but my gut tells me it's a good thing. It's something inextricably linked to me, and now it's a permanent part of him. To me, he may as well have my name tattooed on his arm.
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Texas
No, I'm not going there as well!
Whilst I was driving here and there today I decided it was about time the cd got changed in the car (they do have a tendency to stay in there for a while!), and while I was fishing around for something to inspire me I came across one of my favourites - Texas, 'White on Blonde'. On it went. And I remembered quite how much I adore this song...
Think it might get a few plays tomorrow on the way to Bristol and back!
Whilst I was driving here and there today I decided it was about time the cd got changed in the car (they do have a tendency to stay in there for a while!), and while I was fishing around for something to inspire me I came across one of my favourites - Texas, 'White on Blonde'. On it went. And I remembered quite how much I adore this song...
Think it might get a few plays tomorrow on the way to Bristol and back!
So much to do, so little time...
I have had a busy day today, sorting out the last few bits and pieces before I leave for foriegn lands.
This morning was haircut and colour, followed by sunbed, followed by suitcase and bikini shopping, followed by trip to bank and then money changers, followed by trip to train station to book my ticket, followed by collecting children, followed by cooking dinner, followed by packing suitcases, followed by lots of panicking about having everything ready!
Tomorrow I am driving X down to Bristol to meet my mum halfway to hers, and then turning round and driving back again, which should take up pretty much all of the day. Then I have to take Y to his dad's (only a couple of miles away) before coming back and cleaning the house so it's ready for me to leave.
My flight is at 11.25am from Gatwick, which involves getting on a train at 6.30am (!!!) to ensure I get there with enough time to get checked in and my baggage checked, etc. So, a mere 15hrs (give or take) after leaving my house, my holiday shall begin, and with the wonders of time zones it will still only be just after lunchtime in Vegas when we land! Yippee!!
This morning was haircut and colour, followed by sunbed, followed by suitcase and bikini shopping, followed by trip to bank and then money changers, followed by trip to train station to book my ticket, followed by collecting children, followed by cooking dinner, followed by packing suitcases, followed by lots of panicking about having everything ready!
Tomorrow I am driving X down to Bristol to meet my mum halfway to hers, and then turning round and driving back again, which should take up pretty much all of the day. Then I have to take Y to his dad's (only a couple of miles away) before coming back and cleaning the house so it's ready for me to leave.
My flight is at 11.25am from Gatwick, which involves getting on a train at 6.30am (!!!) to ensure I get there with enough time to get checked in and my baggage checked, etc. So, a mere 15hrs (give or take) after leaving my house, my holiday shall begin, and with the wonders of time zones it will still only be just after lunchtime in Vegas when we land! Yippee!!
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
What's good for the gander...
I shouldn't like it, but I do....
I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much.
And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, when she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take,so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,"WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her!
You have to give credit where credit is due!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much.
And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, when she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take,so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,"WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her!
You have to give credit where credit is due!
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